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When does a joke become a dad joke? ..."When the punchline becomes apparent." What does a baby computer call his father? ..."Data." Which days are the strongest? ..."Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays." How do cows stay up to date? ..."They read the Moo-spaper." What is Forrest Gump's password? ..."1forrest1." Want to hear a joke about paper? ..."Never mind. It's tearable." How does cereal pay its bills? ..."With Chex." Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? ..."Great food, no atmosphere." What's blue and not very heavy? ..."Light blue." Where do dads store their dad jokes? ..."In the dad-a-base."
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